
I HATE RATS!
ALL KINDS OF RATS;
long ones, short ones, thin ones,
fat ones, cute ones, disgusting ones,
big eyed ones, small eyed ones,
colourful ones, dull ones.
okay i think you get the idea.
let me rewind and tell you guys what happened.
one fine day, after studying i wanted to use
my dad's laptop, but he left it in the car.
so i took the car keys and was about to
go down with my aunty to get the laptop.
then, when she opened the door, we saw an..
ULTRA BIG FAT LONG DISGUSTING RAT
AT THE DOOR, AND IT EVEN POOPED.
so we screamed and my aunty quickly
closed the door while i went into my daddy's
room to scream: "DADDYYY!!! THERE'S A RAT!!!"
my brave and super daddy immediately
sprang up and ran to the door and took an umbrella.
then the drama began. super daddy Soh opened
the door and found big ugly fat rat hiding in
neighbour's gate, so superdaddy went to poke
it with the umbrella, then big ugly fat rat ran
away but superdaddy hit big ugly fat rat with
the umbrella till the handle broke, gosh.
but superdaddy saved the day!
poor rat :(
but i still dislike rats, alot!